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dannii


aug 20 - porn [20.08.2004 @ 19:38]

i was just sampling some of the dodgey porn that i bought in canberra (what can i say...i'm horny)...and i gotta ask, what is it about these guys?? why do they always seem so disinterested in going down on these hot hoochie mamas?? it's like "could you be any further away from her fanny?"..any further away and he'd be licking air.
i dunno about you guys, but when i'm goin down i get right on in there..i lick and sip and suck...and thrash about like a dog with a bone..
and how is it these women seem to be getting off??i tell ya, if i was licking a chick that pathetically, i'd know something was wrong if she was moaning and groaning around...because it can't possibly be enjoyablle. hell...if someone licked me like that i'd be head slappin them to either get closer and do it properly, or to move on and do something else..none of this laying about pretending like it feels good...i figure, if you're gonna lick it, at least lick as if you like it..

anyway..

so ali just called me from work...to tell me that she's not being a hypochondriac and that she really is sick and running a temp of 38. for the last few days she's been under the weather and i haven't been particularly sympathetic..which is awful given how she took care of me when i was sick earlier on in the month...i wanted to tell her to come home and curl up in bed with me, but i knew i couldn't cuz there's no on else on the roster who could fill in for tonite. i would cover for her, but i haven't done a night duty there since i was a student, so i'm not really capable of filling her shoes. yet anyway..
hopefully she'll be able to get someone to cover her for the next few nights while she stays home and recooperates.

so tomorrow morning i've got a 4 hours shift at the prison, followed by 8 hours at the hospital tomorrow afternoon. i can't believe that my 8 weeks at maffra is already nearly over...i mean, i've only got 6 shifts left there (..well..5...cuz i'm gonna call in sick on sunday so i can cover someone at the prison..heh)..if any, i really thought that this rotation was going to drag the most, but if anything it's gone the fastest..

anyway i should sleep...i really dont find masturbation or porn all that interesting if i dont have someone to share them with. besides, i've got a long day at work tomorrow...(followed by 4 more long days after that)...so i should go catch up on some much needed rest.



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