listening to: 'everywhere' - michelle branch

i think that even if i live to be 127 years old, i will never ever comprehend why it's so hard for guys to piss IN the toilet and manage to NOT get it all over the seat.

i mean, C'MON GUYS! it is a BIG hole. for fucks sake, they manage to get their dicks in teeny tiny little holes all the time - why should the toilet prove to be so difficult???!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

so yeah..i just went to the toilet..sat down for a nice, relaxing pee..and *splash* my ass was as wet as...EIEW...i mean, jesus, it's not like i sit on many toilet seats in the world, but i figure if i'm in the safety of my own home then i wouldn't have to hover 3 inches above the seat to pee..but noooooo...i still have to dogde piss.

yak.

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